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Bye Bye Birdie 2.0

Posted on January 28, 2008 By Doriano 100 Comments on Bye Bye Birdie 2.0

Oh, don’t you hate it when you can’t connect to twitter?

My inner child throws a tantrum and needs a babysitter.

What a painful sight to see that bird upside down.

I click and click but I can’t seem to turn it around.

What in the world do they expect us all to do?

Like it or not, we’ve all become addicted to you!

We rely on you to deliver critical news in a timely manner.

No, we don’t give a flip that Loic Lemier is getting tanner.

We want to know about the latest sites from techcrunch.

OK, and to see if iJustine has eaten more jr mints for lunch.

How else will we learn that Scoble has gotten into more trouble?

We need our daily dose of qik video streams from our Barney Rubble.

We need to be in the loop on things like Mac World and the sale of Plaxo.

We also need to know about Veronica’s interviews and all things Mahalo.

So come on, EV, give us a break and keep that birdie alive twenty-four, Seven.

Keep CNN breaking news coming or else we’re forced to watch the news at eleven!

Written by Paisano

Comedy Tags:Funny, Poetry, twitter

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  1. savageminds (Savage Minds) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Islands of Friction Mashup: This semester I am working on finishing my book manuscript, which deals with issues.. This is a test.

  2. jasmined (Jasmine D) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    *top chef 5* This is a test.

  3. peterleshaw (Peter Leshaw) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    What’s up with http://zi.ma Seems like the site is down? Anyone else see only “This is a test.” on the homepage?

  4. GoingHHI (Going HHI) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  5. flmortgagepro (Kevin Sandridge) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    When is a 5.5 Percent Mortgage Rate Really a 3.96 Percent Rate? http://tinyurl.com/9szwnq This is a test…

  6. godlessbiz (godlessbiz) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    askegg:This is a test.

  7. carmenbrown (carmenbrown) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    @joshlauritch and @betsyboyerjones..This is a test. This is only a test of your emergency multiple tweet responses. Beeeep!

  8. ZoeNecrosis (Zoe Necrosis) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. Looking at man w liver spots and springs on his shoes.

  9. firstdibzdev (firstdibzdev) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  10. jerry_oakman (Yuri a.k.a. Jerry) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Blog Post: Collaterized Mortgage: Understand the Basic Points This is a test.

  11. jerry_oakman (Yuri a.k.a. Jerry) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Articles: Both for sleeping and playing purpose, Bunk beds are perfect. This is a test.

  12. _testing (_testing) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    RT: This is a test… http://bit.ly/3Wfp

  13. _testing (_testing) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. http://bit.ly/3Wfp

  14. bindermichi (Mirco Wilhelm) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    zi.ma is not working “This is a test.”

  15. jrincon (jrincon) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test… written in Tweeter

  16. DZine_ (D'Zine..) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test..

  17. Stormkat19 (Stormkat19) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    @JacqCT Stay strong Jacki!! This is a test….French boulangerie!

  18. masseym (masseym) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test…

  19. jillcorr (Jill Corr) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  20. Hank4congress (Henry Bradley) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Figuring out if the texting works. This is a test.

  21. kennethrose29 (kennethrose29) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  22. Fattell (George Fattell) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. Posting pic with iPhone. http://twitpic.com/14yhj

  23. franciswk (Bill Francis) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  24. livetweetlinks (livetweetlinks) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    RT: Live: Test: This is a test. Real posts to follow. http://tinyurl.com/8yxav6 http://tinyurl.com/9dp9wx

  25. The_Spectator (The_Spectator) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Live: Test: This is a test. Real posts to follow. http://tinyurl.com/8yxav6

  26. concentrateddon (concentrateddon) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    I asked “This is a test…” at http://tinyurl.com/892j7b

  27. gpstwit (gpstwit) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. This is only a test. http://gpstwit.com/l8e

  28. gpstwit (gpstwit) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. This is only a test. http://gpstwit.com/l85

  29. killbrand (Kill Brand) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  30. ksutin (Kathie Sutin) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Hi. This is a test.

  31. davetosh (David Tosh) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  32. sporkhead (sporkhead) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. http://twitpic.com/14q0q

  33. nlandcena (Cena) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  34. sex_4 (sex_4) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  35. Chezedog (Chezedog) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Post Everywhere : This is a test.

  36. jruga (James Ruga) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Testing posting:

    This is a test… if this is public… please ignore 🙂 Hmmm… does this photo end up with a.. http://tinyurl.com/by74b2

  37. rorypeacock (Rory Peacock) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  38. suvudu (suvudu) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  39. Rogue07 (Paul Burrola) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test.

  40. AtomicNinja (Stephen Jagla) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    @atomicninja This is a test.

  41. ejackman27 (ejackman27) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test. A what?

  42. LauraRParks (Laura Parks) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    Why won’t my phone receive twitter updates? This is infuriating. Also. Ignore this. This is a test.

  43. humanadverb (humanadverb) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    I tweet, and then something from Seth’s cube beeps. Connection? This is a test.

  44. LarryChew (Dr. Larry Chew) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    This is a test….

  45. tabitharose (tabitharose) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    http://twitpic.com/18aqa – This is a test…

  46. derekasaurus (derekasaurus) says:
    December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm

    “This is a test.”

  47. IAAdmin says:
    January 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    LOL…………I like it.

  48. IAAdmin says:
    January 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    LOL…………I like it.

  49. Randy Corke says:
    January 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    How about a name change to “Poe-sano”

  50. Randy Corke says:
    January 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    How about a name change to “Poe-sano”

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